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Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
by Zachzilla October 28, 2020
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Alabama Bootstraps

The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.
I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020
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araaf

Really nice if he’s not mad but if he’s mad he thinks he’s tough and he’s usually bad at video games
Araaf is a nice person
by Little fat October 14, 2020
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Alabama landing strip

An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.
"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..
by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020
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Alabama Man

A man whose favorite word is "sister"
The Florida Man asked the Alabama Man to spell straight, and his answer was: S-I-S-T-E-R
by Vegetarian_Lion December 22, 2020
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Arabeezi

a combination of english letters and numbers that look like arab letters

5:خ
7:ح


3:ع
arabs created it because most of them are slow in arabic typing
subject1:yzm kol 5ara ya kalb ingele3 eh
subject2:what??
subject1: im talking Arabeezi
by definitelynotrasheed January 13, 2021
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Alabama Waterbowl

Take ones nutsack skin and pull it out to form a bowl, fill with beer, and now your buddy can now lick it out like a dog in a bowl!
Sean came over last night and wanted some beer but I only had one left so I gave him some in the Alabama Waterbowl.
by Big Poppa BBQ January 14, 2022
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