by Mimono July 26, 2010
Get the ass periodmug. A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.
M: You're just in the hornication period.
by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006
Get the hornication periodmug. "My girlfriend gets angry and bloated when she is on PMS patrol. Her period jeans and negative attitude totally killed my boner."
by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010
Get the period jeansmug. When a woman has all the symptoms of her period (bloating, fatigue, mood swings, cravings, cramps) without actually being on her period. Or when she has all the symptoms when shes suppose to be on her period, but her period doesn't show up until two weeks later.
"ugh, my stomach hurts. I feel bloated"
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."
by Anon A. Miss April 26, 2013
Get the Ghost Periodmug. When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.
by Mr. McGigglepuff November 30, 2011
Get the Anal periodmug. Something you call women when they are really mad to calm them down. Should always be used if you have an upset wife/girlfriend.
My girl was being all mad and attacking me, so I called her a period monster and she settled down and started feeding me grapes.
by Tyler Peniston June 3, 2020
Get the Period monstermug. I thought my daughter was having her period, so we did a period drill. Turns out she wasn't, but now we know exactly what to do.
by productman July 16, 2016
Get the Period Drillmug.