by Mimono July 26, 2010

A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.
M: You're just in the hornication period.
by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006

"My girlfriend gets angry and bloated when she is on PMS patrol. Her period jeans and negative attitude totally killed my boner."
by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

When a woman has all the symptoms of her period (bloating, fatigue, mood swings, cravings, cramps) without actually being on her period. Or when she has all the symptoms when shes suppose to be on her period, but her period doesn't show up until two weeks later.
"ugh, my stomach hurts. I feel bloated"
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."
by Anon A. Miss April 26, 2013

I thought my daughter was having her period, so we did a period drill. Turns out she wasn't, but now we know exactly what to do.
by productman July 16, 2016

An amazing table of elements that shows Hydrogen (element 1) to Oganesson (element 118). The farther to the right and up you go on the table, the less reactive elements typically get.
by Jqoi Zunderlat November 16, 2020
