anal rat

Noun: A male human who lives for nothing more than to cum in a person's anus, subsequently falls asleep, and then lets his penis go limp.

Hey, homie, you know that broken faced tranny that likes to slip Mickeys into guys drink at the bar? That bitch turned out to be a real "anal rat".

anal rat by Highwaycoyote May 29, 2016

Anal sand

After taking a shit, you wipe and some of the toilet paper is left behind with the poop feeling like sand in your butt. In the shower is the only time to remove anal sand.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just took a slimy shit and I got some anal sand up there.

Guy 2: I had the same thing happen to me yesterday. Use some soapy water
Guy 1: I gotta go take a shower. It's chaffing my buns.

Anal sand by BonofiedAnalGaping December 17, 2016

ANAL SLOP

An Acronym for

(A)uthoritarian
(N)on-Progressive
(A)liberal
(L)ockdown Lunatics'

(S)tandard
(L)eftist
(O)perating
(P)rocedure

In which the one executing such will never admit that non-pharmaceutical interventions such as masks and lockdowns were ineffective and dangerous , but will continue to "double down on stupid", such as advocating double masks, more lockdowns, and other destructive interventions that have been proven not to work according to empirical data and randomized control trials.

Wow, look at the ANAL SLOP Karen spews. Rather than admit lockdowns and masks were a huge mistake, regardless of the evidence against them, she continues to advocate for even stricter infringements regardless of the extensive damage done. It must've been nice for her while her husband made a full paycheck on his zoom calls with her kids still getting in person tutoring.

ANAL SLOP by The Florida Populist May 5, 2021

Anal Group

This is usually a group or club made up of four people. Specifically with the first letters of their names being A N A and L. They are however to recruit someone as the n that doesn’t have a name beginning with n. They must give them a nickname starting with n to officiate it.

Omg! Ayla, Erin, Aiden, and Logan formed an anal group.

Anal Group by PiperXAndrew April 10, 2022

anal mustard

The residue after anal intercourse which is made up of cum, blood, and anal juice.

Mitch- 'Hey Mike! How was anal with your bitch?'
Mike- 'Really good, there was a lot of anal mustard though.'

anal mustard by Scooba-steve May 13, 2009

anal puppeteer 

Someone who likes to stick their hand up their own ass like a puppet

John is such a anal puppeteer when he sits home playing mine craft all day.

anal puppeteer by Tailspinmb November 27, 2013

Anal volcano

Pouring a can of Coke or Pepsi into someone's asshole and having them defecate an acidic shit solution back out.

Guy: "Trust me honey, it's ok, I was told diet soda creates a less painful anal volcano."
Girl: *muffles inaudible dialogue through a muzzle*

Anal volcano by fun4thewholefamily May 5, 2014