Alyssa

Alyssa is a very big crackhead that diagnoses herself with every mental illness and disease but doesnt have actually any she only is just crazy. She is a great friend though just a few weird things about her. Sometimes you can catch her when she’s crying about something so stupid.

“Her name is Alyssa, that’s just great” “hey guys I’m Alyssa, I’m depressed and have bad anxiety :/“

by anonymous mystery666 May 30, 2020

Alyssa

Alyssa is a complete weirdo nobody really likes her because of how fake she is

Who down to fight Alyssa

by Ifuckedyomom69420 November 3, 2019

Alyssa

Very stupid

Your being an Alyssa

by Trumpophobia November 29, 2016

Alyssa

A woman who is enslaved by a man named Jordan. She must do all housework and every chore. She must also wipe his ass and constantly serve him everything. She has to do dishes, wipe off Jordan's car in the winter, and make him breakfast. Alyssa is a replacement for Jordan's mother Darlene.

Jordan:"Alyssa! My ass isn't going to wipe itself!!"
Alyssa:"Charman or Cottonelle Sweetie?"

by THERUMGUY9999 April 29, 2011

alyssa

verb. to pull an alyssa is to get someone to cheat on their girlfriend with absolutely no effort, intention or plan.

ex. i'll bet you ten dollars i can pull an alyssa tomorrow night.

by wiiisdom April 17, 2011

Alyssa

A spoiled, bratty, girl who is used to getting everything she wants at a drop of a dime.

That girl Alyssa is a spoiled bratt!

Shes such a drama queen!

by alwaysReal October 6, 2012

Alyssa

Usually the side hoe.

Bro 1: Yo, Connor, is that your Alyssa?
Connor: Ya that's her
Bro 2: Damn, you need a Logan.

by BumbleBee312 March 13, 2018