Skip to main content

Alyssa

Alyssa is a very big crackhead that diagnoses herself with every mental illness and disease but doesnt have actually any she only is just crazy. She is a great friend though just a few weird things about her. Sometimes you can catch her when she’s crying about something so stupid.
“Her name is Alyssa, that’s just great” “hey guys I’m Alyssa, I’m depressed and have bad anxiety :/“
by anonymous mystery666 May 30, 2020
mugGet the Alyssamug.

Alyssa

So beautiful and her eyes are perfect! Obsessed with popularity yet acts if she does not. Dresses casual cause she doesn’t care. Some people wanna be her but if they knew her they wouldn’t feel this way. Always making other people laugh. She gives you mixed emotions.
Damn that girls fake

Who?alyssa?

Hell yeah who else
by Ohern March 15, 2018
mugGet the Alyssamug.

Alyssa

Your being an Alyssa
by Trumpophobia November 29, 2016
mugGet the Alyssamug.

Alyssa

A woman who is enslaved by a man named Jordan. She must do all housework and every chore. She must also wipe his ass and constantly serve him everything. She has to do dishes, wipe off Jordan's car in the winter, and make him breakfast. Alyssa is a replacement for Jordan's mother Darlene.
Jordan:"Alyssa! My ass isn't going to wipe itself!!"
Alyssa:"Charman or Cottonelle Sweetie?"
by THERUMGUY9999 April 29, 2011
mugGet the Alyssamug.

alyssa

verb. to pull an alyssa is to get someone to cheat on their girlfriend with absolutely no effort, intention or plan.
ex. i'll bet you ten dollars i can pull an alyssa tomorrow night.
by wiiisdom April 17, 2011
mugGet the alyssamug.

Alyssa

A spoiled, bratty, girl who is used to getting everything she wants at a drop of a dime.
That girl Alyssa is a spoiled bratt!

Shes such a drama queen!
by alwaysReal October 6, 2012
mugGet the Alyssamug.

Alyssa

Bro 1: Yo, Connor, is that your Alyssa?
Connor: Ya that's her
Bro 2: Damn, you need a Logan.
by BumbleBee312 March 13, 2018
mugGet the Alyssamug.

Share this definition