Alyssa is a very big crackhead that diagnoses herself with every mental illness and disease but doesnt have actually any she only is just crazy. She is a great friend though just a few weird things about her. Sometimes you can catch her when she’s crying about something so stupid.
“Her name is Alyssa, that’s just great” “hey guys I’m Alyssa, I’m depressed and have bad anxiety :/“
by anonymous mystery666 May 30, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. So beautiful and her eyes are perfect! Obsessed with popularity yet acts if she does not. Dresses casual cause she doesn’t care. Some people wanna be her but if they knew her they wouldn’t feel this way. Always making other people laugh. She gives you mixed emotions.
by Ohern March 15, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. A woman who is enslaved by a man named Jordan. She must do all housework and every chore. She must also wipe his ass and constantly serve him everything. She has to do dishes, wipe off Jordan's car in the winter, and make him breakfast. Alyssa is a replacement for Jordan's mother Darlene.
by THERUMGUY9999 April 29, 2011
Get the Alyssamug. verb. to pull an alyssa is to get someone to cheat on their girlfriend with absolutely no effort, intention or plan.
by wiiisdom April 17, 2011
Get the alyssamug. by alwaysReal October 6, 2012
Get the Alyssamug. by BumbleBee312 March 13, 2018
Get the Alyssamug.