Alondra

Alondra is a girl that appears in your dreams when you’re with somebody else. Two years later, she’s there again and you’re thinking about kissing her. Then, your dumbass tells her you have a secret and she doesn’t stop asking about it, and she jokes saying it’s that you like her, but she would never think it’s actually that. It’s a girl you’re not sure you like, but it doesn’t matter cuz she’ll never like you back. You’ll tell her about it… eventually.

“Tell me your secret!”
“Ay Alondra.”

by dietpepsi February 8, 2022

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Alondrasexual

Adjective
(of a person) sexually attracted to ‘Alondra’

Noun
A person who is sexually attracted to ‘Alondra’

“Alondra states she’s alondrasexual and I wouldn’t blame her, I might be too.”

by Gooey.0607 February 10, 2022

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Alondra

Alondra is the kind of girl you’d literally obsess over. She’s pretty, not just regular pretty, but more of a jelly-knees, and butterflies-in-your-stomach kind of pretty. She’s funny, but sometimes her funniness can get the best of her. She also has a kind personality. She really does care for the people she’s close to, but she puts on an act.

Person 1 : Woah, isn’t that Alondra?
Person 2 : Yeah, it is, too bad she has a boyfriend.

Person 1 : Aw man, she’s also probably straight too. Too bad you won’t be able to ask her out to prom, take her on a fancy date, ask to be her girlfriend, take road trips with her, and spend the rest of your life with her.

Person 2 : Yeah, too bad…

by gimmeurc00ch1e April 25, 2022

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