alcohol 

Vitamin for your liver

Melissa drank alcohol, which improved the health of her liver and her life

alcohol by wittyname January 24, 2010

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA) 

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA)is a non profit organization founded in the town of Victorville, California in the Fall of 2008. A simple belief in the freedom to drink is the message this small congregation sends forth.

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA) really saved me from a life of good wholesome soberness.

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA) by Volcomxxstonerxx March 2, 2009

Malcoholic 

One who becomes abusive, and/or into fights, or arguments when drunk. See: Mean Drunk.

"Barbie, you should hold off on those Jagbombs unless you want a ton of drama. That Ken is a TOTAL malcoholic," warned Midge.

Malcoholic by jameser612 July 10, 2010

alcohol scroll 

The act of scrolling through your contacts to find a person old enough and willing to buy you alcohol.

No need for the alcohol scroll man, I've already got us a 30 rack!

alcohol scroll by Dash-2 January 16, 2010

alcohalitosis

The horrible bad breath that comes the morning after a night of too much drinking.

Man: "Mfgrmblgrhrhm, good morning >yawn<"
Woman: "OH dear LORD that alcohalitosis stinks so bad I am going to be sick."

alcohalitosis by E^J April 1, 2010

Alcohol Shift 

Calling into work to request more shifts with the intention of spending the money earned on alcohol for the weekend.

Ah, that reminds me. I must ring work today for some alcohol shifts for this weekend.

Alcohol Shift by Moet111 February 20, 2011

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Simply defining the action of "Beer Shits:" A phenomenon occurring when one drinks far to much of an alcoholic substance and discharges mass quantities of fecal matter.

" Hey friend, whilst celebrating the Holiday Season I indulged in far to much of the Devils Nectar; now I have Fecal Alcohol Syndrome."

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome by DrFunkadelicacy April 23, 2014