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Albert The rat

a mutant rat that skateboards with a broken foot.
Person 1: what does Albert The Rat mean?
Person 2: Albert The Rat means Rodent and ret
by AlfredoTheRAt March 10, 2021
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Alberte

She looks normal at the first sight but when you get to know her, she turns out to be a weird, person. Alberte is perfect if your name is Julius so find you a woman like her(If thats your name)
Julius: OMG Alberte is so perfect. I love her so much.
by Oli the chaotic god September 12, 2019
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Albert

Girl: Albert has a MEGA dick.
by burpmilk May 8, 2021
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Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun
Cold alberts are great fun for the family
by Cold albie April 1, 2013
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Albert Boorla

A boorish vax nazi screwing everybody up the ass with poison vaccines
Albert Boorla make over 24 million dollars in stock options during the plandemic
by D Flawless March 18, 2022
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Albert

A teacher's pet. Does his homework the day he gets them and goes and asks the teacher the next day on how to make it better. He is a joke between his friends and they all make fun of him and how smart he is.
by Ziz123 December 7, 2018
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Albert Jackson C.

Its an Albert Jackson C.! He must be chasing the chubbsters.
by AlbertMichealGrantTyler March 14, 2019
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