Steamy Tommy

Exhaling hot air onto your index finger and then inserting it into another person's ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

Person 1: "My inner ear is feeling dry"
Person 2: "Want me to give you a steamy tommy, freshen that up a bit?"
Person 1: "No, thank you"
Person 2: "TOO BAD!" *Puts warm, slightly moist finger into ear*

by SteamyTommy October 21, 2014

Tommy Knuckles

A general phrase that can be used to describe someone extremely awesome or certifiably nuts. Used frequently in the northern midwest.

Hey, you know that guy Mike?

Yeah, that dude is a total Tommy Knuckles.

by dndgamer May 1, 2010

Tommy Time

Where no time exists but Tommy's time. In his mind things that he said will only take 10 mins will take him 2 hours. Never plan on what time he said and add at least 2 hours to every amount of time he says.... Maybe even add a day or 2.

Tommy said he'll be here in like 2 hours, he's finishing the brakes on his car...... 5 hours later.... Where's Tommy? He's on Tommy time.

by The real Tommy May 24, 2018

the tommy special

If you are going to have sex but forgot condoms and are uncircumcised and don’t wanna go raw just staple your foreskin together and boom the tommy special

Babe did you get the condoms, no but i got my stapler and foreskin so ima pull the tommy special

by foreskin eater November 16, 2019

Did a Tommy

Breaking something in freak fashion or saying the least appropriate thing in a delicate situation.

I did a Tommy yesterday when I met Sally. I was trying to compliment her on how big she had become during her pregnancy...

Or

I did a Tommy at work last week. I reached for a glass in the cupboard and it just exploded in my hand!

by delaNoches May 30, 2023

Tommy Wheeler

⭕️‘s biggest neek but lives in Dorset.

“Look! It’s Tommy Wheeler actively chilling with youngers”

by Step2Sauce October 25, 2020

Doing a Tommy

The act of tucking your trousers into your socks as a fashion statement.

Even though it wasn't cold, Bob was doing a Tommy.

by Bobwayne June 21, 2019