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Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin
mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!
by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020
mugGet the Poop Goblinmug.

Shoe goblins

PersonA: “They’re such a shoe goblins

PersonB: “They stole my shoes a week ago”
by Honda__Civic__ September 14, 2022
mugGet the Shoe goblinsmug.

Fud goblin

Small wretched creature which lurks within the depths of a stinky meat cave occasionally appearing at the surface to lick up crusty cum embedded in the pubic hair.
Rachel’s fanny is that horrific that it has attracted a fud goblin which has taken residence within.
by Raunchers November 3, 2019
mugGet the Fud goblinmug.

content goblin

A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.
All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.

All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.
by eelbucket March 30, 2022
mugGet the content goblinmug.

sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible
they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin
by pompu January 17, 2020
mugGet the sneeze goblinmug.

Cum Goblin

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.
by Boofkin May 4, 2022
mugGet the Cum Goblinmug.

Friction goblin

A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together
Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!
by Why would I regret this? June 2, 2020
mugGet the Friction goblinmug.

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