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fudge tuxedo

The act of pooping on a girl's hair when she has spent most of the day preparing it for a wedding or prom, preferably her wedding.
"dude, I just wanted good wedding cake for cheap, so I fudge tuxedo'd and grabbed the cake and ran.
by meeeseraapy pants, ey February 22, 2011
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Fudge Muffle

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!
by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011
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Fudge Chuckler

A person that will shart in your face as you're eating their ass, and then have a good laugh about it
"Dude, Sydney invited me over to her place to fool around!"
"You might want to bring some mouthwash, I heard she's a fudge chuckler."
by MovieMuggin June 20, 2021
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Impulse Fudge

Based off of a term used to describe those little impulse buy cubes of fudge you can find at convenience stores, "Impulse Fudge" refers to the act of surprise anal intrusion. When having sex with a female vaginally, all one has to do is switch immediately from V to A, maintaining the same thrust without announcing it. Girls usually don't like it. You can preface it with a joke also.
"Knock knock."
"Who's th-"
"Impulse fudge!"
by Bebiznizzle July 5, 2009
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fudge gas

Gloria walked to the podium for her speech as she fudge gassed the other panelists
by Farmer Mo December 31, 2009
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fudge burglar

One who enters another anus without permission from the owner and removes colon fudge
Rick the masked fudge burglar entered into 5 anal cavities last night and took quite a load of colon fudge
by BIG T 49 June 6, 2016
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E.L. Fudging

the act of overindulging in Keebler E.L. Fudge Original Butter Sandwich Cookies
Michael S. dipped his hand inside the package and began E.L. Fudging again. Poor Micheal.
by cocksulis August 14, 2012
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