The act of pooping on a girl's hair when she has spent most of the day preparing it for a wedding or prom, preferably her wedding.
by meeeseraapy pants, ey February 22, 2011

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!
by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011

A person that will shart in your face as you're eating their ass, and then have a good laugh about it
"Dude, Sydney invited me over to her place to fool around!"
"You might want to bring some mouthwash, I heard she's a fudge chuckler."
"You might want to bring some mouthwash, I heard she's a fudge chuckler."
by MovieMuggin June 20, 2021

Based off of a term used to describe those little impulse buy cubes of fudge you can find at convenience stores, "Impulse Fudge" refers to the act of surprise anal intrusion. When having sex with a female vaginally, all one has to do is switch immediately from V to A, maintaining the same thrust without announcing it. Girls usually don't like it. You can preface it with a joke also.
by Bebiznizzle July 5, 2009

by Farmer Mo December 31, 2009

Rick the masked fudge burglar entered into 5 anal cavities last night and took quite a load of colon fudge
by BIG T 49 June 6, 2016

by cocksulis August 14, 2012
