A slut, hoe, thot, etc. A woman that requires little effort to hook up with. Named after the camping essentials that are often advertised as being "Easy to pull, Easy to pound"
Man 1: "that girl at the bar is willing to fuck anyone who talks to her"
Man 2: "She's easy bro, that's a tent stake!"
Man 2: "She's easy bro, that's a tent stake!"
by NotTHATwhite September 21, 2019
Da ultimate in parodied version of da cranky grammar-lesson term dat we all hated dealing wif in middle school; da teacher would probably have a major uptight hissy-fit (i.e., she would get really "tense") if any of her students made such a mockery of said word-type label. Here, it refers to a gala outdoor get-together whereby everyone hangs out in crappy camping-enclosures dat most folks would just walk right by (i.e., dey would have just "passed by these tents" to look for better-designed models to purchase) at da sporting-goods store, and where dey politely drink from containers wif straws or dispensing-spouts instead of just guzzlingly chugging said beverage-containers' contents in huge noisy messy gulps.
Da "Bionic Woman" star Jaime Sommers was known for being very easy-going and creatively "thinking outside da box" when it came to her teaching job (for example, she would often have her students arrange their desks in a circle to represent a cell or molecule), so if her pupils gigglingly asked to play a "visual pun" joke on her for April Fools Day to break up da monotany of English class, she'd likely be good-natured enough to allow dem to do so. I can imagine her astonishment, though, when --- after an extended "close you eyes and don't look" period while her mischievous "little rascals" were preparing said uproarious prank for her, she saw dat dey had fully transformed her classroom into a "passed-tents party-sipple" scene, complete wif an entire "community" of surplus-merchandise-level fabric-walled sleeping-structures and toddler-type enclosed drinking-glasses dat da students would all be imbibing water or juice from.
by QuacksO May 19, 2022
same as a dutch oven. after farting in bed, firmly cover your partners head in the blanket as to not let fumes escape.
by adaminroseville May 25, 2007
The circumstances in which the person gets a boner while wearing jogging bottoms, making the front of the joggers looking like an erected tent.
by Big lad from sheff April 23, 2017
by ThePoeTickler February 01, 2016
by KegLegKevin June 25, 2018
Friend : Wanna go to New Mexico this weekend? Oh Hell no ! That state is filthy and full of tent Mexicans
by Anonymous-person March 11, 2023