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smile job

When someone smiles for a very creepily long amount of time until the other person freaks out and there reaction is unknown.
The purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.

"I just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!"....*hysterical laughter*
I just gave that small child a smile job and he made a stupid face at me!
by thesaminator17 October 13, 2010
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Auto-smile

The act of smiling automatically. A genuine smile that can not be suppressed because of happiness or excitement. An automatic reaction to smile.
"I just saw the cutest golden retriever puppy, and I totally auto-smiled all the way home!"

"I saw that cute guy/girl at the coffee shop and I don't know what it is about him/her, but I auto-smile when I see him/her."

"I know I've only been seeing him/her for a month, but I auto-smile every time I see a text from him/her."
by merlin88 February 18, 2013
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Chinese smile

Superficial agreement to an action the speaker has no intention of carrying out.
No shit he ditched your moving party--he was just giving you the Chinese smile.
by Geoff_M October 30, 2009
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Savannah Smile

While having sex doggy style, the person in the back gives the person in the front double fish hooks, either with their index fingers or a bungee cord with hooks.
Michael wanted to give Crystal the Savannah Smile, but he had forgotten his bungee cord, so he was going to have to use his fingers.
by BigDickHarriman September 27, 2018
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Disney smile

(noun) a obviously fake and often exaggerated smile; named so for the distinctly false smiles exhibited by numerous Disney characters and celebrities.
Don't give me that Disney smile.
by Ron McKernan December 29, 2011
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Snail Smile

Where you wipe around a girls mouth after ejaculating to leave a snail-like trail in the form of a smile.
"She must have been happy last night, she got a snail smile and she hasn't said a word since."
by Brennan Lawds February 13, 2009
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