missile shiner

A person who says they’d join the military but they can’t because of some bullshit excuse

John is a missile shiner he said he can’t enlist because of his small penis

by Kody_6226 September 09, 2020

sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 02, 2017

MAson the missile

Worse than a skunk spraying on a garbage can. He is a terrible youtuber. dont sub. if you are, unsub.

The name of a human who is a dooshbag is Mason the Missile. He's ugly and ha -2000000 rizz.

by Noahdictionaryguy November 30, 2023

crack missile

When you can see an inch of crack above someone's thong sticking out of her pants and it looks like their thong is getting ready to torpedo itself into their ass.

The woman at the pool has a crack missile sticking out of her shorts.

by Jknowsgreen December 22, 2014

blood missile

When a girl who is menstruating uses her tampon as a weapon

Woah that chick just threw a blood missile into the crowd

by Cumjunkie69 October 13, 2022

Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.

by The lowes blow May 12, 2024

siberian missile

When a person shoots a hard poop that gets pushed out releasing diarrhea that it was blocking.

“Hey man I just did a Siberian missile”

by SilentTeller July 18, 2022