A common war call from scientologists, specifically Tom Cruise. When alarmed, or squirted in the face with a fake microphone by a fake reporter from a British version of Punk'd, these hairless apes will go into a rampage shouting phrases such as "You're a jerk" and "That’s incredibly rude!"
2. A comical reference to Tom Cruise
2. A comical reference to Tom Cruise
Reporter- Hey Tom Cruise, can i ask you some questions?
Cruise- Sure
Reporter- *squirts cruise with water from fake microphone* Haha just kidding
Cruise- How incredibly rude! I gave you my time, You're a jerk!
Cruise- Sure
Reporter- *squirts cruise with water from fake microphone* Haha just kidding
Cruise- How incredibly rude! I gave you my time, You're a jerk!
by Sami B May 23, 2006
Get the You're a jerkmug. A nickname for Chicago Bears's quarterback Jay Cutler which refers to fact that he has the face of jerk.
by BearsFannnnn December 13, 2010
Get the Jerk Facemug. When you spend all day jacked on amphetamines or stimulants, meth, yayo, adderall, etc, and you can't do anything else except jerk off dripping pre-come.
That stim jerk was awesome! All fucking day I was lookin at porno beating off and leaking my semen. The orgasm at the end of the day was the best ever, and then that bitch came over and...more fucking pleasure! Word.
by Arieh September 24, 2006
Get the stim jerkmug. Term used for a group of three people jerking off in triangular fashion because they don't have enough people to make a circle. Common among mathematically-savvy academics.
by abbadabba22 February 10, 2010
Get the Triangle jerkmug. by Axelberry October 30, 2007
Get the soda jerkmug. by aksjdlasji2942ujirjsdl October 5, 2019
Get the hypnic jerkmug. A masturbation party; can be with guys or girls. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people.
by RedHotGirl June 20, 2003
Get the circle jerkmug.