A person that will apply fruit roll up dye to your eye ball for $0.50 in the first grade. He made ~$13 from this business deal while simultaneously not having the brain capacity to realize he ate the entire apple core, exclaiming 'Where's the apple core?!' after consuming an entire apple core.
by Arrival_ July 18, 2020
Get the Gordonmug. My inner Gordon Gekko motivated me to sell the car for $10,000, even though I knew it had hidden water damage from the flood.
by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008
Get the Inner Gordon Gekkomug. Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021
Get the Gordon Van Damagemug. 
Where you slap your girl/guys ass when cumming and say "What are you" and have them respond with "An idiot sandwich"
by Xespa August 18, 2022
Get the Gordon Ramsaymug. A Hyperlethal vector, will kill you with any item nearby with absolute efficiency. Dr. Gordon is also extremely scary, and if he swears at anyone or anything, all atoms within 10km will be destroyed
by Bock_And_Calls June 13, 2023
Get the Dr. Gordonmug.