Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006
Get the Ride the cannonmug. when you stick small objects, e.g. cherries or bananas, into your ass and then launch them at something.
by Andrew MacLeod November 8, 2005
Get the Bronze Cannonmug. A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina while she is laying on her back. He then places his face in front of her open legs while she quiefs, spraying the semen onto his face.
by sleepdeprivedideas October 19, 2014
Get the Snow Cannonmug. "Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."
by MARK_EZ February 13, 2020
Get the Confetti Cannonmug. a Weapon used on forums. it is mainly used against trolls and godmoders or people who annoy you too much
by Cobrawolf May 7, 2012
Get the ignore cannonmug. Incredible powerful speaker system that can blow out ear drums and car windows. Capable of shaking the very ground you stand on.
by cabdragon333 August 30, 2009
Get the Slap Cannonmug. The art of getting a partner in the doggystyle position, then taking one's testicles and putting them in said partners butthole. You then get a jurassic erection, which resembles a cannon, then proceed to knock one out onto the partners back.
Oh man, i totally backdoor cannoned some girl last night, she was a slut, but a real champ about it. My shnutz were aching from all the butt action
by colin anus August 14, 2010
Get the Backdoor Cannonmug.