girl: Babe lets fuck right now
Boyfriend: not now, the basketball game is on
(girl gets phone)
Girl: im coming over now get the bed ready.
Boyfriend #2: twice in one day? ok fine
Boyfriend: not now, the basketball game is on
(girl gets phone)
Girl: im coming over now get the bed ready.
Boyfriend #2: twice in one day? ok fine
by Waleedz E June 14, 2009
A loser who you dated in the past in which you can now look back and only regret because you were way better than him anyway.
by pdrea April 27, 2007
love is something we believe to have in one another but never rlly see it.
we believe that when you get a "boyfriend" it's for life and you see some boyfriends may be for life but others are not...
you see the word "boyfriend" itself finishes in the word end now you may read this and believe wrong but for me every boyfriend always has an end, just like love.
And people when they loose their boyfriend they believe that there heart is broken...
it's not ❤️
we believe that when you get a "boyfriend" it's for life and you see some boyfriends may be for life but others are not...
you see the word "boyfriend" itself finishes in the word end now you may read this and believe wrong but for me every boyfriend always has an end, just like love.
And people when they loose their boyfriend they believe that there heart is broken...
it's not ❤️
abby: heyyy bby hows you day been? xxx❤️🌍
boyfriend: ye it was good thanks.
abby:i miss you 🌍🌍xx
message left on read
boyfriend: hey...
abby: hey xxxxxx
boyfriend: i'm done with this i hate you
your a bitch plus i found someone better 🙄bye !
abby:but i "love"you 😭❤️
"message failed to send"
you see even love can't send
boyfriend: ye it was good thanks.
abby:i miss you 🌍🌍xx
message left on read
boyfriend: hey...
abby: hey xxxxxx
boyfriend: i'm done with this i hate you
your a bitch plus i found someone better 🙄bye !
abby:but i "love"you 😭❤️
"message failed to send"
you see even love can't send
by iz🌍y July 14, 2019
A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!
Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.
Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere
Guy : You bitch !!!!
Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere
Guy : You bitch !!!!
by zingeraddict November 09, 2010
a boy/girl who you have feelings for and he/she has feelings for you and you both know it. You might even go on dates, but for some reason you are not officially boyfriend and girlfriend.
by Glamherst Designer October 04, 2009
a really really bad boyfriend who is atrocious at sex, lives far away from his girlfriend, has no penis, complains about having to go see her, and gets really jealous.
"It's gonna cost me too much money to go see you" -shitty boyfriend ex.1
"who's mike? you've never mentioned him before." shitty boyfriend ex.2
"who's mike? you've never mentioned him before." shitty boyfriend ex.2
by lalskslals March 05, 2009
internet boyfriend, n. : A male acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.
Michelle talked to her internet boyfriend for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet him in person.
by goodgurl1313 August 01, 2005