Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping

Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

Zoom meet

To meet for a video teleconference in the application "Zoom."

Which version is best, "Jessica and I will zoom meet in 1.5 hours," or "I will zoom meet Jessica in 1.5 hours"?

by but for April 2, 2021

Zoom Guy

1. Very fast person of le male gender.
2. Fatass who is horny for emojis
3. Another word for "Nigga"

1. Hey, thats a zoom guy over there!
2. Omg, its horny zoomguy...
3. I'm racist, You little zoom guy!

by Holiday(user)Name December 23, 2021

ultra zoom

"The act of zooming in as close as possible in an effort to verify a specific location on a map when utilizing a satellite view"

Ultra zoom = "When I ultra-zoom in on the satellite view, it appears the lot # is 17 not 19."

Ultra zoom = "I looked at the map and the location appeared to be correct. Upon ultra-zoom. in the suite was not reflective of the actual location. Suite #38 is on the East side, not the West side of the retail center"

by Word Wizard G March 11, 2022

/zoom

Basically, in the December of 2017 Jacksepticeye created the STC stream and Overnight watch which caused the world to create two shifts (the American and the European) basically during these shifts people thought commands might work so they started typing /ZOOM and it became a meme.

"Maybe you should /ZOOM in on something."
or just
"/Zoom Kitchen"

by someone.on.the.internet January 1, 2018

Pulling a Zoom

When you start off an argument acting dumb but then hit them with so much facts,knowledge, and evidence that they have no choice but to either stop talking or just admit that they were wrong.

Billy: Yeah, I worked For Yahoo!
Ted: Dude, dont make me start pulling a zoom on you.

by datalnklyerrr February 10, 2018

Zoom Head

A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as: inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, and suffers from board-line personality disorder.

This zoom head keeps yapping; I need to take to his/her father.

The only thing you’ve experienced, is your phone, zoom head.

I don’t trust these zoom heads’ serving my food at that McDonalds, they don’t follow sanitary protocol.

by Zoom Head February 22, 2021