Zachary

He's an ok guy, average, almost like the main character in every anime or harem games, or that kid who everyone forgets except for his friends. Probably sweaty, grindy, and tries his best. Usually Asian and wears glasses, If blonde, a Zac would probably rickroll everyone and be athletic, basically the jock and very popular or the comedian (Class Clown). Just like the main character in an anime a Zachary always Stands up, falls, and stands up again, never giving up...NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~-

No one: ...
Zachary: Yo

Everyone: *walks*
Zac: *Naruto Jutsu Shit* and Naruto sprint

No one: ...
But Everyone: ...We're gonna fail
Zach: "NEVER GIVE UP GUYS! YEAAAAA!!!" or "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~-"

"Eyo Zac" " You would be a Zachary"

by aghgmnabbscdjsajnsnmw April 5, 2022

Sad Zachary

When you get a dry hand job, no lube.

Man I was hanging with this chick and she gave me a sad Zachary

by Rice1303 August 31, 2025

Zachary

HUGE COCK

Man Zachary is so good in bed

by Bjorge April 6, 2021

zachary ml

daddiest daddy of the daddies. cutest and definition of comfort person and so huggable and oml kiss me?????????
~bbg

zachary ml ! happy bfs day😭😭😭💞

by ur moms whore ok October 3, 2022

Zachary Brooks

Kid who doesn't go an hour without talking about fortnite. Will only eat foods where he can lick the dust of his fingers. Will make weird sexual comments and whisper them in you ear and is obsessed with screaming the word "if." Overall great guy. fortnite} cheetos morefortnite

Guy1: "Yo man did you see the new fortnite update"

Guy2: "Calm down Zachary Brooks"

Guy1:"Yo you want this sandwich"
Guy2: "No, I only eat food where I can lick the dust of my fingers"
Guy1: "Ok Zachary Brooks"

by Fortnite Default Dance December 19, 2018

Zachary

Zachary is one of the most loyal and loving person anyone will ever meet! Their cute, sweet, kind person! They may not always be out going but if you get to know them you would love them! If they love you they would treat you like a king/queen and no matter how mad they are!

Person 1: have you meet Zachary! His quiet but his so Kind!

Person 2: I have! They didn't talk much but they helped me out!

by AHHHHH IM GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY April 25, 2022

Zachary

Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!

"oh Zachary was a piece of shit to me too!"

by ihatestrawberries November 7, 2022