zappia

that kid with the greasy hair that nobody likes and who walks around lilke hes hot shit, when he's really not.

person 1: wow look at that guy, he thinks hes so cool...
person 2: yeah, hes such a zappia.

by chty April 26, 2011

zaphire

leik, omg! so totally teh l33t0rz!!11!1!!@$!$$%6%77(&%$!!!1!

poo

by poop September 11, 2003

Zapffe

This last name is rather usuall with stupid blond girls from Norway, seemingly with no social intelligence or skill. Girls with this name is also often good friends with awesome people, most likley so that some of the awesomeness is to be tranfered. People with this last name can almost take no form for alcoholic beaverage before they faint or fall asleep. In addition to this they often have reather poor memory and tend to forget pretty much everything 2 minutes after you tell them. However, in counter to this they are often very good looking.

Random dude: Did you remember it?
***** Zapffe: huh? what?
Random dude: the stuff we talked about?
***** Zapffe: what are you talking about?
Random dude: guess not...

***** Zapffe: OOOOHH! THAT! :D No...
Random dude: *face palm*

by grdg24 January 21, 2011

zaphira

Zaphira is very rude girl, with bushy hair and a great squad.

Look at that Zaphira she's on the night shift

by Zaphira December 12, 2016

zapfashion

NoUn: (ZaAp PHASH-UN) 1. MaDd KKKrAzY PHUIN!!! PhAt PhaNtS pH aShIoN!!!!!!!
2. SWIRLY PANTS FoR MaDd KkKrazy Kids!!! AND KITTIE LINES!!!!
3.OMG RaViN g U RoCk

ZAPFASHION MaKES ME WANT TO DIE

by Totally madd krazy kidz! November 29, 2004

zaptxt

Extremely fast texting

The seasoned texter can hardly keep up with zaptxt.

by Hercolena Oliver December 22, 2008

Zapdangle

to interrupt and cut off a less important story with a more important funnier one.

Katie was telling Brett about her afternoon with her three cats, when Tom mentioned that he got AIDS from a tranny named Gomey. Tom latter apologized to Katie for zapdangleing her story.

by Knew Neo March 23, 2009