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New York Yankees

1. Everything that is wrong with Major League Baseball. Their owner, George Steinbrenner is a greedy bastard who buys at least 3 players every offseason

2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.

3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.
The New York Yankees are the gayest team ever!
by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004
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New York Yankees

1.The #1 team in baseball that attracts "bandwaggon fans" but in reality attracts "bandwaggon haters" because they are mislead by every other team who have been owned at one point by the Yankees.

2.The Boston Red Sox #1 rival. Sox fans hate the Yankees with the passions of hell because they were indeed owned multiple times by the Yankees.

3.The evil Empire. Destroyer of baseball. Over-paid egotistic idiots (expression commonly used by Boston fans, the 2nd most paid team in baseball). The Yankees do manage however to sell-out game tickets wherever they go and put butts on stadium seats. The irony.
1. Baseball fan: Do you watch baseball?
Guy: No.
Baseball fan: If you could pick a baseball team you
didn't like though, who would it be?
Guy: Hmmm...Probably the New York Yankees.
Baseball fan: Typical...

2. Boston fans: We were cursed I tell you! CURSED!!
Yankee fan: No, you sucked for 86 years. GET OVER IT!

3. Boston fan: Those damn Yankees buy everything. Baseball's
not fun anymore.
Guy: So you going to the game?
Boston fan: Of course, the Yankees are playing at Fenway.
Those are the best games!
by BuckFoston a.k.a Lady Yankee September 14, 2008
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Yankees Fan

"Hey don't invite the Yankees fans over, they'll eat all the food"
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Yankees Suck

A phrase said immediately before the phrase "look at our fish"
"Yankees suck! Look at our fish."
by Captain Ed August 6, 2004
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Damn Yankees

A Rock supergroup consisting of Ted Nugent, Tommy Shaw of Styx, Jack Blades of Night Ranger, and drummer Michael Cartellone. They were together from 1989 to 1993 and had two albums: Damn Yankees (1990), and Don't Tread (1992). Over this period of time, the band hat hits such as High Enough, Come Again, Coming of Age, Don't Tread on Me, Where You Goin' now, Silence is Broken, Uprising, Bad Reputation, Mister Please, Runaway, Mystified, and others. At the end, Damn Yankees went Double Platinum and Don't Tread went Platinum. Power ballad 'High Enough' went #1. This is one kick butt band.
Many Damn Yankees fans are demanding a reunion.
by classicSTYX October 11, 2008
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yankees

The absolutley most fucked up piece of ball suckers ever in the world of sports. Their fans can go suck Derek Jeter's cock, as George steinbrenner buys all of his players for 200 million dollars. Sheffield, Giambi, rodriguez, and all those other assholes obviously use steroids. The yankees suck balls!
the yankees Derek Jeter is cheating on alex rodriguez with Jason Giambi.
by ubd October 10, 2005
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Yankees

a person who lives north of the mason dixon line, basically any state that fought on the union's side in the civil war (the northerners)
My mom doesn't want me to go to school up north because i'll meet a yankee and marry him.
by kitsy May 9, 2005
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