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Xavier

A man who has the smallest pp in the world, no game with the ladies or men, and is gay
“Is that Xavier?”
“Oh yea that faggay
by Datnibbachaz February 26, 2020
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Xavier (that one)

He is a dumb piece of crap who no one likes and smells like shite
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Xavier grammar

U can’t be using that Xavier grammar
by JinLin April 16, 2022
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Chef Xavier

A chef Xavier is a desert dweller who lives mainly at the mall, has a really big ego, and has a tendency to be with many young women at one time. Preferably innocent ones!

A chef Xavier also had a tendency to be creepy, while using cover as not being creepy! Some say they even live in caves and sneak out to the mall on Saturday evenings, so it's advised to keep an eye out for them!

They warn to stay away from the charm of a chef Xavier.
Omg did you see that chef Xavier try to pick me up at the mall Saturday night!? His tingly senses must have known I was in highschool!
by Yesmam!plz May 31, 2022
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Xavier

How to describe it ? A Xavier is a such a good and caring man even if he appears so numb and completly detached from everything, once you get the chance to know him you'll discover a handsome funny and loving boy.

He hunappily makes unfunny jokes but you'll still laugh because he'll say something like "it's funny right ?".

He's kinda (totally) obsess with girls and asses but when he's in a relationship he's loyal, and will try to make you the happiest as possible.
He's also very cute and good looking, he unfortunatly know it, he has this thing you can't explain that'll make your heartbeat drop, your eyes will get stuck on his, his smile will attraction you.
He's not very good at sex but it won't matter for you because everything else is literally perfect with him, he'll give you the best cuddles after this messy moment (actually he'll give you them at any time)
Person 1 : "Look that's Margaux, she looks so happy !"
Person 2 : "That's normal she's Xavier's girlfriend !"

Margaux : Je t'aime, je ne dis pas ça parce que je suis bourrée, mais quand on est bourré c'est plus facile, je t'aime
by maybexavier'sgirl November 22, 2021
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xavier

xavier is my sexy, hilarious, creative, intelligent boyfriend that has diverse music taste, is an APEX GOD but also cod addicted, and a real nigga who i love so so much.
aye yk who xavier is?

yeah that's ma mans fr!! talk about him again and i'll literally pull your hairs out one by one and i'll call the cartel on your ass
by xaviersfangirl November 12, 2022
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Xavier beaulac

Omg he has a tiny pp, he must a xavier beaulac
by anonymous pengolin October 1, 2020
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