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whoosh

Whoosh is the term to describe an enthusiastic swishing sound, often used when one is talking about something totally unbelievable that perhaps may have zoomed past unbelievably fast, both in a literal or figurative sense.
"So, like, there was this thing, and it was so fast, man, it was like WHOOSH and then bam! It was gone!"

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"I dunno, man, I'm totally out of it today. I mean, today somebody was talking to me and everything they said just kept whooshing past me, y'know? Just like whoosh, and stuff."
by Steph May 25, 2004
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Whomst

A word commonly used by homiesexualls when they cant decide whether or not to use who or whom.
Whomst got the table wet?
by James Scanio June 5, 2018
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whop

"Hey did you see me whop that guy"
"lets whop him"
by The Zorn March 30, 2007
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more whips than a run away slave

To have an excess amount of cars
Person 1 " Man you ever drive the same car twice?"
Person 2 " Nahh, i gots more whips than a run away slave son"
by WP Pants September 1, 2007
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Whop

A person, usually of Italian heritage, that you may see leaving the local tanning salon. This breed usually sports am 80's track suit, with jacket unzipped far enough to show his wife beater, & gold herringbone with the Itialian Horn. Also these creatures can be found sporty a mullet especially the males & their female counterparts usually have big 80's hair & sport animal print tight clothing with hooker heels.

They may also be spotted in the wild at your local grocery store fighting over last pack of hot Itialian sausages & a have a buggy full of pasta.
They may anwser to whop, dego, or sphagetti snapper.
Dego thru snow, dego thru rain, but when dego go flat dego Whop, Whop, Whop!
by WV guido May 12, 2014
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r/whoosh

Something adolescents make this reply to someone who doesn't get a sarcastic joke even though it's said through text.

My def of humor:
I love dry humor. Yet I don't shame my friend who doesn't understand sarcasm through text. Sarcasm is usually identified with a tone of voice.
Sometimes though, the people who didn't get the joke can be assholes and call the person an idiot because they legitimately don't think they understand, which I don't agree with.
Yet sometimes, people are just correcting them, and that doesn't mean they're being assholes. They're not a moron for not understanding a sarcastic joke through text, emphasis on "through text."
Mature people wouldn't get so pissy about something so small. They don't understand humor? Look whose talking. Humor is all about perspective. It won't be a joke for some. So what? You make a bigger deal about it then they do. If you can't handle being corrected, or someone being offended, don't make a joke. Humor can be tough since it's up to the person you say it to. Not everybody thinks the same. Being sarcastic through text maybe works with friends and family, since they know you. But if you expect that from random people, you're setting yourself up for failure. If you expect that, go take a walk and watch your ego.
The title I've seen for r/whoosh is "When satire and morons mix" or something so let that sink in.
I grew up with toxic, manipulative people so try to understand that this really grinds my gears.
by speakup23 December 8, 2020
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whop

a nasty italian cheapskate.
italians have attitude problems and need to get the shit kicked out of them.
italians have no pride
italians are cheap
italians are greasy pasta eatin assholes
every italian i met has been a asshole except 1
mario luigi GUIDO yOU are italian hah ha
by guido hater/ damn italians February 26, 2005
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