Wet Dumpling

A moist, semi-solid round turd that elects to make its worldly appearance at the most inconvenient time. May also come without warning or ability to constrain.

Carl excused himself from the sales meeting after leaning a little left in his chair to pass a little post sushi lunch gas but ended up with a wet dumpling.

by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2017

Wet Nancy

The action that is similar to a wet willy, except pertaining to the butthole instead of the ear. The procedure involves the licking of one's finger and the insertion of the moist finger into the butthole. This is then followed by a vigorous twisting motion.

Generally used as a surprise attack to bring discomfort upon the victim.

Operation Wet Nancy was a success! Gannon didn't see it coming and was in complete distress when Luke assertively started twisting his finger. He never saw it coming!

by LumpyChapstick March 18, 2009

wet cheese

A yellow artificially and hydrogenated dyed mess that resembles melted party cheese; appeals to some, disgusts many.

Suh yo, let me get somma dat wet cheese free toppin. Nah dawg squirt some mow dat liqueh stuff on mah hot dawg from dis 7-11 right cheah. 7-11 gots the best dawgs in town. It's free toppin, keep squirtin!

Hey marcus! Hook me up whit one a dem pretzels with a cup o' dat wet cheese!

by brkn2nd March 8, 2009

wet bunny

When a girl spreads her legs, and opens her pussy up. Then you sit on her pussy and then you wet fart on her pussy.

Ali: Did you hear what Rick did to his girl
Ahmed: yeah he gave her a wet bunny

by Ali squared November 2, 2018

Wet nose

A wet nose is an insult someone uses when they are dissatisfied with your ability to execute commands in a very large machine, usually delivered by a superior.

“Ok wet nose here's a real tough one, flip on the auto pilot by hitting A”

“mission almost successful Wet nose!”

by dafokhmmmmmmmmmm November 1, 2018

wet pigeon

when a male shoots his semen on top of a girl's head at the end of sex, resembling pigeon poo.

My hair is gooey because Joey gave me a wet pigeon.

by Kai22 June 19, 2010

wet sock

To describe someone or something as useless. As a wet sock has little use to anyone.

"That new guy is as useful as a wet sock"

by MarcRetailer February 20, 2007