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The Moatside welcome

It's been a good night at Jimmies, you have scored and after a phat pizza base trip you are both heading back to your place.

Unfortunately you live in moatside (curtasy of Graham 'the wet' towel).
After assuring your pull that you are not trying to mug them in the alleyway and wadeing through the trash of a tipped bin (so romantic) you head to get into your 'room' which is more like a fucking shoebox.

'mind the mould' you say in a sexy voice as you both climb over your pile of laundry as there is nowhere else to put it. You can see the disgust on their face.

Nevertheless you persist and get into it. It's a bit of a squeeze in your hobbit sized bed and thus spend more time falling out onto the sticky floor that hasn't been cleaned (thanks to the uni cutting costs for some new bloody college).

It all ends in an orgasmic climax. Not from you, not from your pull, but instead you room dumps it's load that been building up in the walls on you. Drenching everything in mouldy quagmire.

You pull quickly runs away.
Maybe you'll have more luck in Klute tomorrow. They are known to like it a bit more dirty
You can only have the Moatside welcome if you have been in it, or it has been in you
by A3457 April 1, 2020
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Welcome to Mario Kart

Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.
Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart
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welcome and goodbye

to feel the warmth brought within your skin.
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Welcome to Moe’s

When one male inserts their thumb 1 knuckle deep into the rectum of another male
Hey Brian did you see when Kenny have Mo and Welcome to Moe’s
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Welcome to country

When an Abbo gives someone a proper "g’day" by bashing them up, stealing their shit, or screaming like a feral banshee. It’s their twisted way of rolling out the red carpet. Break-ins, bashings, or a loud-arse yell-fest, all in the name of "culture."
Saw those blokes pull a Welcome to Country last night, fists, yells, and not a brain cell between ‘em!
by ScxllyYT March 9, 2025
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Welcome packed

A way to welcome back someone after he or she has been packing.
Be right back I go pack my bags.
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Back!
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You: Welcome packed!
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Welcome to Bloxburg

Welcome to Bloxburg is a game in Roblox made for people who want to trap kids in their basements- oops I think I said it wrong haha-

Anyways it’s made for people for role playing purposes, build and create houses, and explore. There are tutorials on how to build houses in the game. Whilst, you get a limited 1-day offer if you just started. (You need R$25 to purchase Welcome to Bloxburg.)
Note, I do not make these tips, I’m not the owner of the game, it’s/they’re all credits to Coeptus, the owner of Welcome to Bloxburg.

By: AddleMosquets (itz_h4ll0we3no) in Roblox
by AddleMosquets October 28, 2022
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