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lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing
You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
by the hornet76 January 4, 2021
mugGet the lookin for a worm weightmug.

chair weight

A guy named from Toronto who got canned for making LD calls out east and Toronto, and found every avenue to not do his job
"This guy knows how to do nothing effectively" what a chair weight!!
by bannercracker November 22, 2010
mugGet the chair weightmug.

Fatso weight

Fatso weight ; is over 100kg
Your approaching the 100k club, fatso weight, would you like a big Mac with extra cheese or a pizza?
by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020
mugGet the Fatso weightmug.

Bubba weight

Games given to someone in a game of pool that exceeds the amount of games they really need for being close to pro. Typically its 4 games on the wire for every 7 games played but can fluctuate up or down by one game. Typically its set up to be a totally lopsided match.
If you would like to gamble some as long as I get bubba weight I will play.
by Golfergalore January 26, 2021
mugGet the Bubba weightmug.

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.
Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.
by Shrekenator February 13, 2024
mugGet the Windy City Winter Weightmug.

Weights for Dates

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."
by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016
mugGet the Weights for Datesmug.

Weekend Weight

Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.
Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.
by schmeeva May 28, 2013
mugGet the Weekend Weightmug.

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