Furry sausage wallet

Something that this kid in my class keeps laughing at

Hahaha lol XD furry sausage wallet

by Sjjsxjsjncjdndc May 23, 2019

Flag

Get the Furry sausage wallet mug.

wales

as you can see from the other descriptions it is one of the most stereotyped places.

no we dont shag sheep, pick dafodils or call people gweneth most dont even have the accent.

by uriens May 21, 2005

Flag

Get the wales mug.

Often confused to 'Eden' or 'Heaven on Earth', Wales is nothing short of perfection. Located, and widly recognised as the 'Diamond in the British Isles', Wales boasts the most outstanding picturesque landscapes and areas of amazing natural beauty in the Northern Hemisphere. It's people, known as the Welsh, are among the friendliest and approachable on Earth, proudly bearing the oldest language in Europe, accompanied by a loveable accent.

"God created the heaven and the earth, modelled on the perfection that is Wales, he then proceded to incarnate himself in the form and guise of Mike Ruddock, posing as a Rugby coach. Thus leading Wales to a magnificent Grand Slam."

by Aled July 3, 2005

Flag

Get the Wales mug.

walleyed

An indelicate term used to denote the occasion or common occurence of one's eye wandering involuntarily.
see lazy eye

"Oh, Christ, I ain't dancin' with no walleyed girl, Dale."

by kinsmed July 2, 2004

Flag

Get the walleyed mug.

Rik Waller

Fat bastard asshole that first "filled" the screen on the 1st series of Pop Idol. He was doing well on the sympathy vote until he coughed up a lung toward the end and droped out. Soon after the nation witnessed what a true waste of life he was on Celebrity Fit Club, where he would cry like a little faggot baby every 5 seconds because he could get a whole cow, or a swimming pool of mars bars to eat every day.

Seemingly he thinks himself as a megastar and that he should be treated as so, when in reality he is the ultimate in Z list celebrity.

Rik, your not big boned, your just fat.

AHAHAHAHA HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!! I R TEH RIK WALLAR!!!!! TODAY IM GOING TO SING MY LATEST COVER SONG!!!!!!! *coughs up lung* OH WTF!!!!! HAXED!!!! MY PERFOMANCE IS HAXED!!!!!!! I WANT COMPENSATION!!!!!!! AND A SOME MARS BARS!!!!!

3 years later....

AHAHA HELLO!!!!!!! TODAY IM ON THE NEW CHANNEL 5 SHOW WITH ALL THE REALITY SHOW REJECTS!!!!! AHAHA *hides chocolate bars and waits for everybody to go to bed* YAY!!!!!!!! *eats 3000 mars bars* IM A PRETTY BOY!!!! MOMMY LOVES ME VERY MUCH!!!!! SHAME I ATE HER!!!!!

by Fred Bloggs the 3rd July 20, 2004

Flag

Get the Rik Waller mug.

Waylen

An amazing Mini & BMW racing specialist & technician. A Waylen is often charming, and fun to be around. A dedicated entrepreneur who cares about the larger community. A true Waylen is handsome and engaging.

The design team really needed a Waylen.

The pit crew said he was a Waylen!

by Demon Speeding February 3, 2010

Flag