when u are broke which results you only having really small bills in your wallet: I.E. only 1's and 5's
me: dude, dave you have a huge case of having a strip club wallet u got like 30 bucks in ones man:
Dave; shutup man, im dead broke
Dave; shutup man, im dead broke
by King Leonidas22 February 14, 2009
Get the strip club walletmug. by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017
Get the Hairy meat walletmug. a queef (pussy fart)
by ass master January 18, 2003
Get the sausage wallet zephyrmug. A term coined by the Watkins family, to "spank one's wallet" is to use someone for their money. Generally used in reference to women.
"Dude, your girlfriend is spanking your wallet. You should seriously dump her."
"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."
"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."
by hhans November 2, 2011
Get the Spanking your walletmug. Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.
by beard core December 27, 2010
Get the mexican ham walletmug. To 'drop your wallet' is for a male to come or orgasm. Usually used when referring to almost coming or prematurely ejaculating.
“The new lingerie my wife bought is so hot I dropped my wallet in seconds.”
“Michelle was so horny looking in that bikini that I almost dropped my wallet right there on the beach.”
“Michelle was so horny looking in that bikini that I almost dropped my wallet right there on the beach.”
by camjoo May 24, 2005
Get the Drop your walletmug. In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.
Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"
OR
Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"
OR
Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
by Comander Cool December 14, 2008
Get the Jailhouse Walletmug.