fair-weather friend

A friend who doesn't help in times of difficulty. Likely nautical in nature, referring to the fact that when weather is good nearly anyone can help on a ship.

When Tom refused to help me move after my divorce I realized that he was a fair-weather friend.

by Jason Warren October 26, 2003

weather envy

Being very jealous when comparing climate conditions in different locations. You wish you were living in a place with perfect weather.

I'm freezing my tits off in New York and it's another warm one in Florida. Millions of us have weather envy.

by yes juanito yes February 20, 2015

nice weather in Ohio

Something that has yet to be seen.

See oxymoron.

"Will you go out with me?"

"Sure, when theres nice weather in Ohio."

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

Fair-weather spouse

when a spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is the greatest partener around when the relationship is fun and easy going. When things turn for the worst or become difficult, as relationships eventually do, they jump ship like their pants are on fire.

P1: Why did Melissa want that divorce after being married for so long? They seemed to be happy...

P2: She is a Fair-weather Spouse...

P1: Oh, makes sense, Bitch.

by jaydizzle21 August 23, 2012

warthog rectum

A girl that is so ugly you can't stand to look at her.

Damn, that girl was a total warthog rectum!

by naynay99 July 27, 2010

the weather man

Another word for a drug dealer, used to prevent giving out dangerous information.

"Hey man, the weather man said that there's a light chance of snow"

{Snow is cocaine btw.}

by CrazySexyCoo697akaQueenLaura September 7, 2005

spanner weather

weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.

it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.

by Bondiki October 13, 2008