Nothing Whipped

Situation where man caves to a female in every which way and he hasn't actually hit the twissat

Have you hit that yet or are you still nothing whipped? You do any and everything she asked you to do.

by Rev Sharpton April 14, 2014

reality whiplash

The experience of suddenly realizing that something is the opposite of what you thought it was.

"That's adorable!" I thought, watching a baby bear squeak with frustration as it tried to pull the bark off a stick. Then after a few minutes I realized the stick was a rabbit, and the squeaks were from it being eaten alive. The reality whiplash literally knocked the wind out of me.

by TheAwfulDin December 2, 2014

ass whiplash

Whiplash of the ass

From Futurama season 2, episode 11: "The Lesser of Two Evils"

Bender: I think I got whiplash!
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't even have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash!

by yumyumgopop January 30, 2016

miwacwe whip

A diet consisting entirely of frozen deep fried food nuggets, soda, and entire spoonfuls of Miracle Whip. The reason southern U.S children are so obese.

Noah's Food Reviews is on the miwacwe whip diet.

by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017

fizzy whip (physiological whiplash)

What your body experiences when you travel from one destination to another that has a completely different climate. Typically Northern to Southern Hemisphere switches.

Oh no, I just got to Norway after an insanely long flight from Australia. I feel like I have a terrible case of fizzy whip (physiological whiplash). I'm going to need to nap so hard!

by epiwonk August 3, 2018

tard whip

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.

Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

pre-whip

Pre-whipping is when you pull your penis out of your pants before fully reaching the urinal. It is a fully efficient way to get in and out of the bathroom. You start peeing before you are even there.

Chad: “Bro I accidentally pissed on some dude’s pants”
Andrew: “How?”
Chad: “I pre-whipped around the wall and when I started pissing I accidentally pissed on him.”

by Prewhipper69420 November 12, 2019