Vaginal Eels

A Sexually transmitted disease in which mold ferments on your Fallopian tube and wriggles out into your uterus. It travels in waves, causing defected babies. In males it results in a clogged urethra, preventing ejaculation and causing excruciating urination.

One time, I spilled some mold dust on my dick and fucked a girl. She woke up with vaginal eels. I have urethrian eels as well.

by Erriot13 June 21, 2014

Vaginal Confidence

the feeling or belief that one can have faith in her vagina or rely on vaginal power to achieve something.

Female models are full of vaginal confidence.

by Micturition August 10, 2017

vaginal express

Train slamming into the Vagina

She had a Vaginal Express today

by Da_Vester January 18, 2014

Vaginal Query

When somebody says something unusual and is replied to by a squeaking sound made by a release of air from the vagina, much like a queef but with a more distinctive tone.

"My wife asked me if I wanted to milk a cow with her for our honeymoon, I replied with a vaginal query."

by thejagerage October 30, 2011

vaginal conquistador

A guy who gets laid as often as possible. Characterized by getting lots of females that lack morals, values, and self respect. Conqueror of the female parts. Can lay claim to owning the used female. Has the right to brag about how many he uses.

Joe was a real vaginal conquistador when he was in college.

by sweetghy June 16, 2009

Double Vagination

The act of engulfing two vaginas around one penis.

"Hey Aunty John, did you perform double vagination on your monkey tonight?"

"Sure did and it was GREAT!"

by MonkeyHands September 7, 2013

vaginal penis

A penis that hides inside of a vagina. Usually a sex tool used by transvestites who like it up the butt, by there own dick.

or more appropratley, vaginal penis.

Visual: Picture the ALIEN from Alien vs. Predator's internal mouth that fucks everyone up. Instead of being a mouth inside of a mouth, its a giant black-like penis inside a tight vagina that fucks everyone.

The fuckin' tranny at the club last night kept trying to hump everyone with its vaginal penis. It poked me in the eye. So i skeeted in its mouth, just for fun. The vaginal penis then retreated to its gushy cave.

by Bob McDugal February 11, 2008