Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.

Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊

by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025

Vacation dick

A penis of larger size that one receives every once in a while.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had Vacation dick. It was perfect.

by Hans zjab May 28, 2016

vacation fairy

Noun. The pretend fairy that comes the night before a vacation while the kids are sleeping usually leaving toys and books and games for the kids to keep entertained and calm while traveling. It also is an incentive for excited children to go to sleep the night before.

When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.

The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.

by MammaBear April 27, 2019

vacation dick

The opposite of a boyfriend dick ( rather large ) that you can't have on a daily basis

I had the vacation dick last night

by Theurbanfox June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A womans fling, while she's away on a seperate holiday.

Stella had vacation dick on her mind.

by Corneilius Ogden June 14, 2016

Vacation Dick

Beyond shifting comfort level of fit, shifting sexual partners shifts brain neurons; loyalty v monogamy;

Ravneet Kaur may be experiencing Tucker McNear Swanson Carlson’s’ vacation dick monogamously by including Tucker Carlson in tweets;

|l @ElonMusk % True Love % @JoshPrenot % @Tifftweeeets % @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @TuckerCarlson % @ITheyThem I|;

by @PaparazziAreRight November 28, 2022

secret vacation

When you take a vacation day and don't tell your significant other

Don't tell my wife I'm up here drinking on my secret vacation.

by Deadbolt0804 March 27, 2015