Football Twitter

a paedophilic group of twitter users who have no knowledge of football whatsoever. they hid behind player fan accounts and use nonsense vocabulary such as 'scrumptious dub idolo hth'. these nonces spam images of AFTV robbie memes with captions such as 'mashallah that was a massive dub habibi' and 'had to get nude to celebrate this dub bossman'.

football twitter is a scrumptious dub idolo hth.

by Scrumptious dub idolo bossman February 24, 2020

twitterin

to twitter.

to post messages on twitter during your days to let people know what you are doing.

(1)damn son ive been twitterin all day long.

(2)yea son that twitter site is crazyy, i was twitterin all day yesterday.

by hustleman March 24, 2009

Twitterfare

Having an affair with someone you met on Twitter.

John and Linda are having a Twitterfare, I guess they met on Twitter and started chatting.

by CapitalITMan April 28, 2009

Twitter Tooter

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.

Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".

by Susabar July 23, 2009

Twitter boom

the time when people actually found out what twitter was and it got a plenty amount of people that litter the trending topics

How i hate twitter since the twitter boom all the trending topics have the jonas brothers atleast once a week

by katana_xi February 22, 2010

Twitterage

Mass anger and hysteria that follows any failure on the part of Twitter. Also associated with disproportionate public expression of any online behavior.

When Twitter went down because some hackers compromised its DNS records, thousands of its members had a twitterage.

by Mohit Hira December 18, 2009

Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.

Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!

by TwitDumped March 4, 2010