Kinky Twinky

When a male has an erection everytime he see's an elderly woman. Then kidnaps her, kills her and puts a twinky in her vagina. Bury's her. Then two weeks later, digs her up, takes the twinky out with own hand and covers with munging fluids. Usually done at night-time.
"Man, I cant wait for that kinky twinky in the cemetary tonight"
by WHOAkatie October 30, 2006
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Twinkie-mobile

The van driven by the friendly men in the white coats, who will take you off to the Psychiatric Hospital.
'Charlie freaked out in a major way, and had to take a ride in the Twinkie-mobile!'
by you can call me Floyd August 15, 2007
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meat twinkie

1. a corn dog... the food one...
2. an uncircumcised penis

3. a cock
I dipped my meat twinkies tip in ketchup and ate it all up! Mama would of have wanted to eat that big, juicy meat twinkie with me papa though...
by helblinde February 06, 2016
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twinkie bus

noun: A smaller than standard school bus generally used to transport students with mental and/or physical disabilities. "Twinkie" derives from the color of the bus (yellow) as well as the size of the vehicle (small). Also known as short bus or retard rocket.
"You better watch it, Jimmy, or you're going to be riding the twinkie bus to school before you know it.
by Spesh October 07, 2004
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pink twinkie

N. The male member.
She was fond of creme filling so she was always after a pink twinkie.
by Time Waster November 13, 2002
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twat twinkie

When a girl's twat is filled or overflowing with cum
Justin: hey did make a twat Twinkie?

Jayden: yeah I filled it all the way to the lips
by Trentmcfarlanetits September 11, 2013
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twinky douche

a non stop flirt, someone who can't seem to mind their own business, or someone who refers to white girls as armenian gingers :putnam:

Could also be the latest celebrity fragrance, or stereotypically an asian person who is white on the inside who acts like a complete assface!
girl and boy holding hands
random slut comes and hugs boy in front of girl and proceeds to flaunt it
girl: wow, what a twinky douche!!!!!

person: mmmmm, that scent is DANK, what are you wearing gurl?!
other person: twinky douche by madonna. It is quite nice!
by SecretGarden May 13, 2010
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