(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"
Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."
by Dantione the great February 20, 2017
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2. A cruel insult for someone who sucks, smells like shit, and you cant get rid of them.
2. A cruel insult for someone who sucks, smells like shit, and you cant get rid of them.
1. -twinx- hey eric, i was takin a crap yesterday reading man on man action, and i got up, flushed the toilet, and those nasty turd flakes were there... so, i tried to flush it.
-eric- STIMMT! i hate those things!
2. -seth- oh no, its drew!!!! i hope he showered today.
-drew- hey guys! I got you some yummy bottle caps! and by the way, why did you leave me at the mall the other day, you seemed really eager to leave, and if you guys wouldn't have left me... this freek melanie wouldnt have scopped me!
-seth- go home you stupid turd flake.
-eric- STIMMT! i hate those things!
2. -seth- oh no, its drew!!!! i hope he showered today.
-drew- hey guys! I got you some yummy bottle caps! and by the way, why did you leave me at the mall the other day, you seemed really eager to leave, and if you guys wouldn't have left me... this freek melanie wouldnt have scopped me!
-seth- go home you stupid turd flake.
by Poot Gremlin... of DOOM July 17, 2006
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by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001
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"Hey, buddy - quit eyeing by bunghole like that! Whaddaya, some sort of TURD-BURGLAR??? Does this look like a fucking bathhouse? There's no sphincter pudding here for you!"
by Billy B August 24, 2006
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by Webster the great May 8, 2009
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"Dad's out in the field, pulling the turd hearse behind his tractor. He cleaned the hog house today."
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