trumphandian

Adj. Extremely small. Smaller than expected. Visually diminutive.

Often used in a comparison of size.

Having seen his trumphandian penis for the first time, she let out a wee giggle and finally understood why his friends call him "tweezer".

by Ramchops July 13, 2022

Trumpanzee

(Male Trumpanzee as most women don't follow him because he calls women pigs) A cousin fucking redneck that spends his days chugging booze and jerking off to his family photo album. His natural habitat is the cheapest nearby trailer park although most the time he is driving all over the fucking country in his pickup truck to get to the next trump rally so he can get in the sweaty hick pile where they all suck trumps dick like the little pathetic bitch they are. Once he returns to the RV he will scream at his wife to make him a TV dinner so he can watch trumps newest speech the next day he will rinse and repeat

"I found Billy humping a trump body pillow like your average trumpanzee"

by AntiAmerica April 10, 2023

Trumping

When a male wakes up horny and you wake her up by grabbing life by the Pussy.

I wasn’t able to get it up last night, but definitely woke up trumping her to make up for it.

by Ballsinmyhand April 22, 2023

Trumping

To unexpectedly grab a person by the genitals.

"I know he was arrested for groping but was it just ass grabbing or was he trumping people?"

by turk182.5 May 21, 2023

Trumpinium

Trumpinium-A gelatinous orange-tinted mass, often mistaken for a solid blockhead-like metal , but is actually a seething, narcissistic, and infantile groups of spineless, gutless cells. Often mistaken for Dipshitinium, and molecularly similar to Jimjordaninium. Trumpinium and Jimjordaninium are particularly useless, and have no purpose. Both are considered poisonous to humanity and should be discarded.

(Two scientists, each peering through microscopes. One looks up, staring into space for a moment.)

Scientist #1: “Fuck!, I found some more Trumpinium.”

Scientist #2: “Shhh, don’t tell anyone. You know how anything it touches turns to shit. I found some Jimjordaninium yesterday, and I just flushed it.”

by Fart Esq September 17, 2023

Trumping

Just lieing for not good reason, about anything

Girl, you did not run that race, stop Trumping

by Mrsmarie September 28, 2023

Trumpinize

you turn yourself into a wall.

"I have Trumpinized myself to block the door to recess because I'm a little bitch.

by Mega Dounut Jel October 24, 2023