Dick Trumpet

1. Noun- The Act of Performance of messaging or pleasuring the male genitalia in the act of a fellatio.

2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.

3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.
1. The girl gave the man a dick trumpet for his birthday, her fingers wrapped around his genitalia.

2. Sally Called out to Connor dick trumpet for the way he grasped the water bottle with his lips.

3. The man orally abused me through his words, after he left, all I could say is that he was a dick trumpet.
by Joshua Nickerson March 25, 2010
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trumpet creeper

A guy (or girl) who atempts butt stuff with no warning during sexual activity.
Brian tried to sneak a finger in the back door the other night. What a trumpet creeper.
by candy slamberg February 20, 2015
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human trumpet

When my coworker blows viciously into the webs of his or her hands to create the serenading sound of a trumpet.
Hey pal, can you teach me
How to human trumpet?
by Dingleberryface6996 April 03, 2014
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Crumpet Trumpet

A gay British man giving a blowjob to another man.
Damn, Sora was a real crumpet trumpet on my dick last night.
by Danception October 13, 2018
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Trumpet ass

A description of ones ass after dropping a softball size turd.
Man, you have to see the size of the shit in that toilet. That guy must have a trumpet ass
by Bobway3 October 15, 2016
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ear trumpet

When you ejaculate into your lovers ear, then blow into the ear in a humming, buzzing manner, causing the ejaculate to leak out the other side.
Yo man, I just have that bitch an ear trumpet!
by qgyh2 October 20, 2013
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rusty trumpet

After one performs anal to another, the dingleberries from their butthole stick to your genitals.
That stanky bitch gave me a rusty trumpet!
by tinyladske June 19, 2014
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