Travel Lob

A phenomenon affecting the gentleman when on long car journeys. When the natural harmonics of the road vibrations through the car at cruising speed, cause a usually unwelcomed lob on (aka semi, chub on, semi erect penis) for no apparent reason. Indeed you could be thinking of things entirely un-erotic.

Usually affecting the gentlemen passenger, but will hit a driver after a while. There is speculation of 'Journey Juice' affecting women, but this is unconfirmed.

Passenger: Dude, i've just got to take my seatbelt off and sort my self out.

Driver: Why, what the fuck is going on

Passenger: well i've suddenly got a tremendous Travel Lob on. Not sure why, I was just thinking about my forthcoming exam.

Driver: Oh. Oh OK.

by burty330 July 31, 2012

Travel Lushes

People with severe travel addiction (the best kind of addiction there is)

I can't believe Devon and Alicia quit their jobs to see the world together. They're some serious travel lushes...and I would kill to be in their shoes right now.

by Globetrekker September 15, 2015

travelnista

(n) A stylish lady who loves traveling.

Q. So, where do you like to travel?
A. I am a travelnista; I love to travel everywhere.

by Travelnista September 22, 2015

travel brat

One who will only travel in luxury. One with very high standards for flights, hotels, dining etc while vacationing. Usual a result of experienced business travel, a high income, or being a sugarbaby.

Jack only flies First Class and stays in 5 star hotels. He's a total travel brat.

by Nona Ubizness November 29, 2015

travel envy

The envy and jealousy one feels watching travel channel hosts go around the world to beautiful, exciting destinations and you're stuck at home on the couch. travel, travel channel, destination, exotic locations, women, rich, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, baller, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, world traveler

I got major travel envy every time I see the Hawaiian Islands on that travel network. I must keep saving, so I can go before I die.

by joecoolthefool June 13, 2016

thrivelyhood

The income of an individual that allows them to live in excess.

Don't mess with my thrivelyhood bitch, I've got a Benz payment to make and six kids to feed.

by De Lorean January 31, 2017

Travel High

The feeling of getting off a plane and not knowing anyone, having no plan and not speaking the language.

I got way travel high on my trip to Texas

by Trooce November 17, 2017