Irish Teakettle

the act of pissing in someones mouth then taking a lighter and burning there ass so they spew piss everywhere

hey man last night i pulled a Irish Teakettle on Becky

by J and Chris February 26, 2008

treacled

To have extensive diarrhoea, usually accidently and in a public place

Temple ate his dads curry and later the poor guy just couldnt make it in time and treacled his underwear

Nice....

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 16, 2005

treadmarks

normally what will happen when you get hit by a car... or sat on by a fat woman...

"wow! that fat ladie in the car deffinataly left treadmarks all over you dumb ass... (((salkys)))" (i perfer you look up salkys)

by Z3r0 March 14, 2003

traking

pronounced (tray-king)
The act of fucking someone in the trakiotomy hole and having your cock come out of their mouth, and having another person suck the head of the cock.

I got a blowjob from a chick with a trakiotomy last night, came right down her throat while she made out with her friend, Traking is fun.

by Herbert Stryker November 2, 2007

treacious

combo of trash and precious

that girl over there looks so treacious

by shlynn March 1, 2011

Treaded

When a woman (or man) gives another man a blow job.

Oh dude, i got treaded last night!!

by Dan Bendaard February 9, 2012

Home Trak

A home care scheduling software program that thinks that it is better than any other computer software program on the market. It likes to update several hundred times a day especially updating several times consecutively during times of crisis. Home Trak will interrupt anything else you are doing especially when you typing a very long and important email therefore causing giant gaps in the body for you to have to go back and fix. Home Trak will cause severe frustration causing you to curse at your computer randomly throughout the day making your co-workers and employers think you have tourettes syndrome.

Heidi: I have to get this email out by noon.

Deb: You better hurry then.

Heid:i Fucking Home Trak keeps updating.

Deb: Fuck Home Trak

Heidi: I am going to throw this computer out the fucking window.

by vegeheidi June 23, 2011