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Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.
"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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Travel Shattered

feeling tired and confused after traveling long distances, or through multiple time zones
We just got back from our trip, after the 12 hour drive we were travel shattered.
by Guerra661 February 17, 2025
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Travel errant

When your husband gives you a permit to travel abroad and you use some type of illegal distribution of contraband across most of the common broadways?
Tom; yé meate I gave Vicky a fat travel errant
Redg: swr she only got a place out last night?!
by Coffeechimp September 1, 2022
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travel 2024

pati, andra and payola's iconic trip to romania 😍😍😍
person a: ugh i'm so sad let's do something fun
person b: yes let's pull a travel 2024
by milflover1989 January 20, 2021
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Travelable

To be able to travel or move.
That trailer has a roof and is travelable.
by Opgoducks October 16, 2020
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have handle, will travel

I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!
Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!
by Ziggywiggle April 21, 2022
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