Triple Salami

During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.

Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.

by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011

Triple-dicked

When on a chat site like Omegle or Chatroulette, where the "Stranger" is a guy jerking it three times in a row.

Bro, I was trolling Omegle and I got triple-dicked. It was messed up.

Lol fag.

by mcake June 12, 2010

triple 0

When someone's ankles gets destroyed and you make them fall over.

Jeff: AHAHAHAH, TOM JUST GOT TRIPLE ZEROED
Tom: Fuck off, ill triple 0 you anyday

by pangopango November 22, 2017

Triple-Double

Three successive dumps requiring two flushes each.

The food at basketball camp was so bad, I had a triple-double on Tuesday, and a double-double on Friday.

by stall2 October 25, 2019

Triple Coned

Getting it in all orifices

Man , they just got triple coned

by EstelleD October 4, 2018

triple radio

A triple radio is a sex act between three consenting adults that would normally be able to manage a trois in person, but due to circumstance (say hurricane weather conditions) are physically separate and so use radios to engage in some explosive tele sex.

Dave: Damn I missed the inter island ferry so won't be home to night.
Anna: No problem, Jane missed hers too so we can just triple radio instead.

by izanbard November 7, 2017

Triple Rainbow

A triple rainbow is where you purchase a carrot, a cucumber and a banana simultaneously, then later insert them into every crevasse of your body possible, creating the "Triple Rainbow".

John, you'll never guess what I can do! Oh God, please tell me it's the Triple Rainbow...

by 123everyonelookatme September 25, 2011