toasters, the

the very first American ska band, based in N.Y.C.
founders of all that is ska in the U.S.A.

i assume the name come from the term toaster meaning a gun (also gatt, heat, heater, or burner)

some people call us trouble
some people call us tuff
some people call us nasty name
but their girlfriends call us up
cause they want to know the answers
to all these bad thigns that i do
a piece of led right in you head is all if got for you
ska killers, toasters U.S.A.

by C0BEX October 7, 2003

Toasterovenism

(Toe-ster-uhv-in-is-um)

1. Followers of the teachings of Toas Terov
2. The ability to chainsmoke entire packs of cigerettes in a single sitting.
3. The practice of adding 14 vowels to one word
4. Random bits of nothingness

Possibly the most diabolical of ALL the Isms, Toasterovenism was developed in the mid to mid-late and halfway in between the almost Spring of 9 A.D. by a small gaggle of Ethiopean sand benders.

*You're so creative the way you expressed your Toasterovenism all over that bathroom wall.

*DUDE, that chick's sexy as HELL, i don't even care that she's a Toasterovenist!

by Preston Imacreeptastic December 14, 2008

toaster jacking

The act of entering someone's home and stealing their toaster and nothing else.

Joe: *Pulls out toast* "Fuck, where's the toaster?"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"

Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"

by sk8ingdom February 15, 2009

toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009

Toaster Rich

When someone has so much f****** money they can afford to have a toaster in every room of the f****** house. Typically a status only attained by ratchet hood rats with big cocks from Rhode Island.

CHAD: Hey man, did you put a stamp on PWR's RSVP envelope?
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.

by chadfieldingstoneworth August 9, 2013

toasted butter

Half a stick of butter stuffed into a toaster for 6 minutes. The result is delicious :)

Toasted Butter - Directions

1. Take 1/2 a stick of butter

2. Stuff the butter as much as you can into a toaster

3. set timer to 6 minutes

4. after toasted, flip toaster upside-down and pour into a bowl

5. eat your delicious soup of toasted butter!

by Bored Potato October 22, 2019

Trysten

The most sexy caring guy you’ll ever meet. He knows what you want and can read you easily. He remembers the little details about you and makes you feel more special than any other guy ever will

Yo did you see trysten?

by P3epe3P0op0o March 6, 2020