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Toilet Volcano

When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.
"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."
by Manshoon July 13, 2009
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Clean Toilets

Somebody who is not afraid to get dirty in order to make money...
“He’ll do anything mate, even clean toilets...”
by Shrek710 August 9, 2019
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toilet scab

a hard piece of fecal matter that adheres on the side of the toilet.
"No matter how hard you piss on that toilet scab it never disappears"

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by Moshae Music June 9, 2010
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Squidward's toilet

Probably the most legendary character in Spongebob Squarepants, it's been in many episodes, but in the episode "House Fancy" he is in his true form, sadily he was dying.
Person 1 :yo bro i just shit in Squidward's toilet

Person 2: oh my god, you are amazing
by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019
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Toilet Lining

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.
Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.
by MLIAuser November 27, 2009
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Toilet Topper

When a single feces-creating episode produces enough matter to peek some amount of poo out of the water of a toilet bowl.

Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.
I think that I'm gonna have a toilet topper today! I ate an unbelievable amount of beef last night.
by hotbucketoffarts June 21, 2020
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dutch toilet

A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.
Boy that was a really good Dutch Toilet - it was so big it even hit Remi’s balls.,
by Buford C Cabhash April 14, 2022
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