Person 1: Man last night was crazy!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.
Person 2: ...wtf.
Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.
Person 2: ...wtf.
Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
by Conbradyor June 20, 2010
Get the toilet jerkmug. A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.
Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
by The Duke28 August 23, 2011
Get the dick toiletmug. Definition: The hidden bonus scenes in movies found after the end credits have passed.
Origin: The term originated with the film Masters of the Universe in which at the end of the movie Skeletor (the main antagonist) is seen to rise up out of bubbling demonic pit to shout "I'll be back". As he was seen to be rising out of Satan's Toilet the scene was referred to as the Satan's Toilet scene and eventually the term became synonymous with all bonus or hidden scenes in movies occurring after the credits.
Origin: The term originated with the film Masters of the Universe in which at the end of the movie Skeletor (the main antagonist) is seen to rise up out of bubbling demonic pit to shout "I'll be back". As he was seen to be rising out of Satan's Toilet the scene was referred to as the Satan's Toilet scene and eventually the term became synonymous with all bonus or hidden scenes in movies occurring after the credits.
by Galvamel February 4, 2017
Get the satan's toiletmug. The fine act of balancing while trying to fulfill your duties without causing a mess is Toilet Rodeo.
When the toilet seat had loosened and stability is compromised.
When the toilet seat had loosened and stability is compromised.
by Rodeo Junkie June 2, 2016
Get the toilet rodeomug. Something that distracts you from your work for long periods of time. "I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time-toilet"
"I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time toilet"
by DR WC Minor July 7, 2014
Get the time toiletmug. by Charlotte Purple February 24, 2017
Get the comb the toiletmug. When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.
"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."
by Manshoon July 13, 2009
Get the Toilet Volcanomug.