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Twat Boy

Irritateing flat mate who doesn't pay bills, pull his weight and who lusts after pre sixteen year old children. He will also draw his own porn and keep tissues of a used nature lying around his room accompannied by one or two dodgy dvd's. He will also try to play the guitar at the most inapropriet of moments in conjunction with bad singing.

Also has dreamsof grandeour, thinking that he is great in all aspects of everything he does, and also regards himself as witty.
Ohhhhhh... Children(drool)

Flatmate 1: Twat Boy, do the dishes.

Twat Boy: Yeah, just watch me.
by Wolfboy June 29, 2004
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delusional twat

One who thinks they are something that they clearly are not.
by Shinigami June 12, 2003
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twatted

past tense of pussy whipped, hen pecked, man domanated by a woman or women, uroxious
I do what she says since she twatted me.
Arch does what she says since the twatted him.
by larry278 April 26, 2009
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super twat

a mythical beasty that resembles a large vagina with fur and big scary teeth
"Mommy mommy I had a nightmare!!" What is it honey?

"I was dreaming that a super twat was trying to get me"

Ahhh it's ok Johnny, I told you before, there's no such thing as super twats!

"but mommy"

Now go back and sleep in your own bed, your 26 years old for the love of God!
by George the 3rd April 22, 2008
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twat terriorist

1. A person who is being a complete douche bag and you just want to shove a pancake down their throat.

2. A person who participates in humorous dirty work.
1.That girl just kicked me in the head, what a twat terriorist!

2. That bitch has the same shoes as me! Lets higher a twat terriorist to ak-47 her earlobe!
by Spook&Roo June 24, 2010
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Twat-Wagon

An absolute toolbag that rolls around town like he's the coolest kid, has an Xbox swag but is a loser in real life and is probably gay.
John- Dude, what a queer.

Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!

Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!
by Dr Cats PhD June 28, 2011
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fraggle twat

a person who resembles a cave dwelling creature that performs sexual favors in public bathrooms.
I stood in the bathroom line for 20 mins because some Fraggle Twat was in there with a guy!
by Aimsab May 25, 2007
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