Pensacola Milkshake

When someone adds chocolate pieces to a fleshlight, then inserts their penis allowing the chocolate to melt. Then upon ejaculation the concoction is poured into either a glass or someone's mouth and consumed.

I had a long night after work yesterday and came home to treat myself to a dark chocolate Pensacola Milkshake.

by PersonaOfFire April 14, 2021

Pelican milkshake

Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong

Karen took the day off and left me with a Pelican Milkshake

by Pondmoose November 15, 2021

Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.

What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

buttfuck milkshake

An alcoholic drink which consists of whipped cream vodka, banana liquor, kaluah, chocolate syrup, and milk.

While waiting for a train at the railroad tracks, "oh, shit, this long line is such a buttfuck milkshake."

Or- "I could really go for a buttfuck milkshake right about now."

by heisnathethegreat25 December 17, 2017

DC Milkshake

Usually from Washington DC, it is a drink with Kahlua, coffee, and a lot of fresh breast milk by an attractive woman in her twenties/teens.

Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Customer: DC Milkshake!
Hidden Women Bra-less Bartender: It's here...

by Metalfukker March 22, 2012

Mobster Milkshake

A tropical poor man's take on a White Russian. Citrus vodka, Kahlua, Irish creme, and milk, substitute almond or soy milk for the health conscious.

"Dude, got hammered off of Mobster Milkshakes and stole a car last night!"

by CL Media March 26, 2017

Mexican Milkshake

Gleason's beverage of choice. He uses it to wash down his fart sandwiches.

Gleason guzzled that Mexican Milkshake down so quickly, I didn't even get to try it!

by QJ Qukasheviq June 22, 2018