Tits of a Champion 

A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon.

Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?

Victor - Yeah thats Diane.

Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.

Tits of a Champion by Scrivilicious July 9, 2011

tits and lipstick 

Aesthetics. Making something look pretty and nice.

I'm just good at the tits and lipstick.

tits and lipstick by H.R. Paperstacks October 26, 2013

Tits Crew 

It is equated with being on the right path and executing the right moves at the right time. Hitting paydirt with a group is a Tits Crew. Hitting the shot that wins the game is Tits, but when the entire team deserves recognition, it is "Tits Crew". it has to do with a defining moment that can be arguably divine providence.

The group at any form of gathering (especially graffiti related) that is without any question having the most fun, Is the Tits Crew. Just as when an individual nails it, they say "Tits". In a setting involving two or more people that is nailing it, the proper to term to yell out is "Tits Crew".

Tits Crew by Clown Tits Crew November 20, 2013

Tits before dicks 

Phrase referred to girls hanging out with their friends before male friends/boyfriends.

Why didn't you hang out with me at the mall?? It's supposed to be tits before dicks!!!

Tits before dicks by Titsbeforedicks February 8, 2014

Tits On Toast 

1) An open-face fried egg sandwich, for obvious reasons. 2) A general purpose substitute expression for small inconveniences, used when stronger expletives are inappropriate(ie, 'shit!' or 'goddammit!').

1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."

2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.

Tits On Toast by Al Peterson August 30, 2005

tits up in the gutter 

Passed out in the street, typically from drunkeness or similar causes.

After his 16th beer, Freddie ended up tits up in the gutter.

tits up in the gutter by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

tits on a potato 

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.

"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"

tits on a potato by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009