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snatch patch trimmer

Brave person who undertakes the task of trimming the overgrown pubic hair region of a female that has gone without attention to detail of a coifed pussy.
A snatch patch trimmer uses sizzors, razzors, hedge clippers, and other necessary cutting tools to style or remove completely the hair on the pussy. Ladyscaping for females as Manscaping for males.
by Miss sheets n giggles November 8, 2010
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panty fun timer

A man who comes into a woman’s room at night while she is asleep and goes oh yeah oh yeah and then finds her panties and goes yummy yummy. Most the time the man goes through her dirty laundry and finds the smelliest ones and
THE man ran Into the woman’s room and came into her bed and stared at her while beating or if you will jerking it he made himself feel at home then got out an hour later and went in rummaged through her dirty laundry and found the dirtiest most very disturbing yummy smelling pantyhose or if you will see also found some thongs and it was amazing 😉 He replaced the with his own and ran off. When she awoke she screamed panty fun timer man got in My room
by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018
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Justin Timberfake

It's what Justin Haters call Justin Timberlake, a perverted idiot from *NSUCK.­
kid1: did you see that pervert who ripped off part of Janet Jackson dress?

kid2: you mean Justin Timberfake?­

kid1: yeah
by cooj December 12, 2004
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Trimmer

by Coon cam June 11, 2006
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Justin Timberlake

An example for what a few blowjobs to a music exec will get you.
Wanna get ahead in the music biz? Pull a Justin Timberlake and give everyone a blowjob!
by ImTheKingOfMyWorld August 20, 2004
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scissor me timber

The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.
I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"
by Ssylar October 27, 2008
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Portland Timbers

The Portland Timbers are a soccer team from the quaint inland village of Portland which resides near the mouth of the Colombia River in the Oregon Territory.

Know for their lack of finishing skills, The Timbers are the known as the perpetual bit*h of both the Seattle Sounders and Vancouver Whitecaps. 2011 will mark the Timbers integration with the fashionable MLS soccer league of the glorious USA.
2006 was a very disappointing season for many reasons for the Portland Timbers, and their fans. The team finishing tied for last in the table with a franchise worst 7-15-6 (27 points) record, the Offensive production was last in the league as the club only netted 25 goals, and the Timbers lost their derby with heated rival Seattle Sounders.
by icefunk December 10, 2009
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