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FUCK ME THONG

A “FUCK ME THONG” ITS JUST A “FUCK ME THONG”
ROCCO HAS A FUCK ME THONG
by ROGGO April 3, 2025
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cowboy thong

When a man wears those mega baggy boxer underwear under some jeans… where are we putting all that fabric?! It’s definitely venturing up there!
That man wears baggy boxers with skinny jeans! He’s got that cowboy thong goin on!
by Snoft666 November 29, 2023
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marshmallow thong

when an extremely white persons ass folds over a thong therefore looking like a marshmallow
did u see brittnays marshmallow thong
by the vaginacologist vampire October 12, 2010
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Thong

1. A cheap rubber sandal, often stereotyped to be used by Australians.

2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.
1. On the hot Australian beach, Steven wore thongs.

2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.
by Candinator June 4, 2019
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Thong whip

When a girl pulls her thong by the side and it whips off, showing her vagina.
Allie got so drunk last night that she offered to do a thong whip for frank.
by cowtroller August 12, 2014
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Thong Bite

The small rash or irritated skin on (or around) your butt crack that occurs from sleeping while wearing a thong, and having the fabric rub incessantly against your skin in your sleep. *This can sometimes create itchy irritated skin called a thong bite*
“I shouldn’t have fallen asleep still wearing my jeans last night, I woke up with thong bite and now my a*s crack itches like crazy!”
by BUnBitCH December 30, 2020
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Thong-Dollaz

Money made by a stripper, kept usually inside the thong strap while dancing. Originated by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content.
Guy 1: Man, I lost three hundred bucks at the strip club last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a lot of thong-dollaz.
by Bludy August 26, 2011
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